Holly & I.

Well, Holly & I decided to learn all the Lady Gaga/Beyonce dance moves of Telephone this weekend. Here we are.... well, not really, but it will be us soon. Maybe we'll record our version in April when I go visit Beantown. Enjoy.

He's Like Stalking Me.

This couldn't be more sexual.

I mean, just shake it.

Congrats Josh!

Our friend Josh in a national AT&T commercial. Goodonya!

Mark Your Calendars.

May 11th. New Album. Brilliance. The National.

Day-in-the-Life of.... Kelly Cutrone

Weekend Recap.

In other news. What's new with Rye? This past weekend was a nice one. We catered to Dave's needs (strictly professional of course) by treating him to some Little Britain (the UK version) & pizza on Friday night...

Galen's "Get Day Drunk" birthday party happened ($3 drafts @ the Hudson, mmmm)... enjoyed ate forced down some Ramen from Atch-Kotch (sorry Matt)... Ron's 40th birthday went off without a hitch (despite the rain)... We pampered Dave some more with chocolate croissants, eggs, OJ, pane con honey (hehe) & some SNL...

The Oscars were aired (thank you Dennis & Shawn for a wonderful evening)... I started reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson. I am thinking about the book even as I type this. I cannot wait to continue reading it... so smart, so sneaky & very very mysterious.

Happy Tuesday.


- croissants photo courtesy of paisleypetunia.com

That Woman Wants A Slice.

Oh, this show makes me smile (even though Julie Bowen could gain a few extra pounds).

Watch What Happens Live Spoof

Get Ready for Uncomfortableness TONIGHT.

Now look at me.

This one makes me raff. Raff real hard.

- photo still courtesy of oldspice.com

Who are the people in your neighborhood?

Anyone looking for a mechanic? I think I found one for you. "I'll toss it in for free."

Get Ready for the New York Ladies.

This Thursday -11pm. Right after The Real Housewives of Orange County Finale. Be There. Or else Jill Zarin will come to your house with her P-O-P stools & make you sit down and watch it with her.

Of Note: Kelly's face at the very end of the clip is PRICELESS.

Zelda & Olive Steal the Show.

Here's something that will kick you in the booty. And I mean KICK you in the booty in a ... OMG, Beyond Dying HIGH-sterical way. Wander over to Subaru's new car campaign.

Sit back.

Watch the Stolen Parking Spot clip.

Laugh so loud your office mates think you just swallowed the gay hyena bug-a-boo.

Dying.

- photo courtesy of subaru.com